There are a lot of movies out there. Some are good, some are okay, some are fine to watch as long as no else EVER EVER knows you're watching them. And some just suck. Why, you ask, would Hollywood produce terrible films? Well, I believe there are a couple of reasons.
2) We haven't demanded better. These movies are created because someone out there thinks they'll sell, and darn it all if we haven't proved them right. We need to do our part to make the madness stop. THE POWER IS YOURS.
In the meantime, what to do with these sucky movies? Two options: Cry over the sad state of cinema while eating some Rocky Road (which I have never found tasty), or laugh and mock these films mercilessly. I've chosen the latter, mainly because my tear ducts can't take any more, and I have decided to spread the joy with you. Congrats. On this page you'll find reviews and recaps of some of the more recent motion pictures plaguing our nation.