Motherhood Haikus

As requested by my friend Heather McAwesome, I have compiled some deep haikus about motherhood and the lessons learned there. Enjoy.

Baby Joshua
Don't you want to go to sleep?
Mommy needs a drink
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Spit up everywhere
Is no place sacred to you?
You have a dark gift
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I hear you crying
I am pretty sure it's fake
Nice try, buddy boy
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Poop is in your hair
How can that be possible?
You are so crafty
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Beep beep beep beep beep
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
Beep beep beep beep beep
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Do I see a smile? 
What is that unearthly smell?
Oh, you got me good


Thank you.